{"id":9928,"date":"2026-10-18T14:59:55","date_gmt":"2026-10-18T14:59:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/syri.tv\/?p=9928"},"modified":"2026-10-18T14:59:55","modified_gmt":"2026-10-18T14:59:55","slug":"kush-po-don-me-e-rrezu-albin-kurtin-dhe-pse-ish-pushtetet-spo-e-gjejne-deren-e-qeverise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/syri.tv\/?p=9928","title":{"rendered":"KUSH PO DON ME E RR\u00cbZU ALBIN KURTIN \u2014 DHE PSE ISH-PUSHTETET S\u2019PO E GJEJN\u00cb DER\u00cbN E QEVERIS\u00cb?"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Tha\u00e7i, Mustafa, Haradinaj \u2014 tri epoka pushteti; sot partit\u00eb e tyre n\u00eb opozit\u00eb. Haaaaaaa!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Nga Sak Muji<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Aiiii breeee!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Kosova paska hyr\u00eb n\u00eb nj\u00eb zanat t\u00eb \u00e7uditsh\u00ebm politik:<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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kur je n\u00eb pushtet, thua \u201cruajeni shtetin!\u201d<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Kur del n\u00eb opozit\u00eb, thua:<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u201cPo kur po bie ky pushtet, breeee?!\u201d<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Haaaaaaa!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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E prandaj duhet t\u2019i ndajm\u00eb dy gj\u00ebra: satir\u00ebn nga fakti.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Historikisht, Kosova \u00ebsht\u00eb qeverisur nga epoka politike t\u00eb lidhura me Hashim Tha\u00e7in, pastaj Isa Mustaf\u00ebn, pastaj Ramush Haradinajn. Tha\u00e7i ishte kryeminist\u00ebr deri n\u00eb dhjetor 2014; at\u00eb detyr\u00eb ia dor\u00ebzoi Isa Mustaf\u00ebs, i cili qeverisi deri m\u00eb 2017; m\u00eb pas erdhi qeveria e Ramush Haradinajt.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Sot fotografia \u00ebsht\u00eb tjet\u00ebr.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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N\u00eb zgjedhjet e 7 qershorit 2026:<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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LVV \u2013 47.13%, 53 deputet\u00eb.<\/div>\n
PDK \u2013 19.44%, 22 deputet\u00eb.<\/div>\n
LDK \u2013 16.69%, 18 deputet\u00eb.<\/div>\n
AAK \u2013 6.74%, 7 deputet\u00eb.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Pra, o popull, nuk mund t\u00eb themi seriozisht:<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u201cU zhduk\u00ebn!\u201d<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Jo breeee!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Jan\u00eb aty.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Vet\u00ebm se dera e Kryeministris\u00eb momentalisht hapet nga ana tjet\u00ebr. \"\ud83d\ude02\"<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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M\u00eb 13 shtator 2026, qeveria e kat\u00ebrt e Albin Kurtit mori 62 vota n\u00eb Kuvend. PDK, LDK dhe AAK nuk mor\u00ebn pjes\u00eb n\u00eb votimin e qeveris\u00eb, nd\u00ebrsa mb\u00ebshtetjen vendimtare shumic\u00ebs ia dhan\u00eb edhe deputet\u00eb t\u00eb komuniteteve joshumic\u00eb.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Dhe k\u00ebtu fillon humori:<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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53 deputet\u00eb t\u00eb LVV-s\u00eb \u2014 e opozita rri p\u00ebrjashta duke matur der\u00ebn, dritaren, oxhakun dhe mos ka mbetur ndonj\u00eb vrim\u00eb kah hyhet n\u00eb qeveri!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Haaaaaaa!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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PO KUSH PO DON ME E RR\u00cbZU KURTIN?<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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N\u00eb demokraci, opozita ka t\u00eb drejt\u00eb t\u00eb k\u00ebrkoj\u00eb largimin ose z\u00ebvend\u00ebsimin e nj\u00eb qeverie. Kjo vetvetiu nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb antishtet\u00ebrore. PDK, LDK dhe AAK jan\u00eb sot opozit\u00eb parlamentare dhe kritikojn\u00eb qeverisjen e Kurtit; gjat\u00eb fushat\u00ebs s\u00eb 2026-s opozita u fokusua nd\u00ebr t\u00eb tjera te stili i qeverisjes, marr\u00ebdh\u00ebniet nd\u00ebrkomb\u00ebtare dhe \u00e7\u00ebshtjet ekonomike e institucionale.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Tash kemi edhe nj\u00eb thirrje tjet\u00ebr.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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P\u00ebr 1 n\u00ebntor 2026 \u00ebsht\u00eb paralajm\u00ebruar nj\u00eb protest\u00eb n\u00eb Prishtin\u00eb me k\u00ebrkes\u00eb p\u00ebr dor\u00ebheqjen e Kurtit. Personi i identifikuar si organizator \u00ebsht\u00eb Durim Aliu, i cili e ka paraqitur si nism\u00eb qytetare dhe paq\u00ebsore, duke p\u00ebrmendur pagat, \u00e7mimet, energjin\u00eb dhe perspektiv\u00ebn e t\u00eb rinjve. N\u00eb burimet q\u00eb kontrollova nuk del prov\u00eb se protesta \u00ebsht\u00eb urdh\u00ebruar nga ndonj\u00eb parti, nga Vu\u00e7iqi, Radoi\u00e7iqi apo BIA.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Pra:<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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kritikoje protest\u00ebn sa t\u00eb duash;<\/div>\n
pyete kush e financon;<\/div>\n
pyete kush q\u00ebndron prapa saj;<\/div>\n
por prov\u00ebn duhet me e sjell\u00eb para akuz\u00ebs.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Se p\u00ebrndryshe b\u00ebhemi vet\u00eb \u201cSputnik\u201d duke luftuar \u201cSputnikun\u201d. \"\ud83d\ude02\"<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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E KU MBET\u00cbN TRI ISH-PUSHTETET?<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Haaaaaaa, k\u00ebtu vjen thumbi!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Epoka e Tha\u00e7it qeverisi gjat\u00eb.<\/div>\n
Epoka e Mustaf\u00ebs qeverisi.<\/div>\n
Epoka e Haradinajt qeverisi.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Sot partit\u00eb q\u00eb lidhen me ato epoka jan\u00eb jasht\u00eb ekzekutivit.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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E populli ua ka dh\u00ebn\u00eb votat q\u00eb ua ka dh\u00ebn\u00eb \u2014 as m\u00eb shum\u00eb, as m\u00eb pak.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Prandaj satirikisht mund t\u2019u thuhet:<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u201cO burra, dikur e kishit \u00e7el\u00ebsin e Kryeministris\u00eb; tash po i bini ziles!\u201d \"\ud83d\ude02\"<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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PDK-ja me 22 deputet\u00eb:<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u2014 \u201cA po hapet dera?\u201d<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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LDK-ja me 18:<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u2014 \u201cPrit se ndoshta \u00e7el\u00ebsi \u00ebsht\u00eb n\u00ebn tepih!\u201d<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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AAK-ja me 7:<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u2014 \u201cBreeee, a ka naj dritare?\u201d<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Haaaaaaa!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Por numrat na ndalojn\u00eb t\u00eb themi se \u201cnuk kan\u00eb mbetur as opozit\u00eb\u201d.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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P\u00ebrkundrazi, jan\u00eb opozita kryesore parlamentare.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Problemi i tyre politik \u00ebsht\u00eb tjet\u00ebr: asnj\u00ebra ve\u00e7mas nuk i \u00ebsht\u00eb afruar LVV-s\u00eb n\u00eb vot\u00eb. N\u00eb qershor 2026 LVV mori 47.13%; PDK 19.44%; LDK 16.69%; AAK 6.74%.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Dhe k\u00ebtu satira ther m\u00eb mir\u00eb se shpifja:<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Nuk i h\u00ebngri Kurti votat me lug\u00eb.<\/div>\n
Votuesi shkoi te kutia dhe i ndau vet\u00eb.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u201cHASHIMI, MUSTAFA, RAMUSHI\u201d \u2014 PO SOT KUSH JAN\u00cb?<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Edhe k\u00ebtu duhet drejt\u00ebsi me fakte.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Hashim Tha\u00e7i nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb sot kryetar i PDK-s\u00eb; ai u largua nga drejtimi i partis\u00eb kur u zgjodh president n\u00eb vitin 2016.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Isa Mustafa nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb m\u00eb kryetar i LDK-s\u00eb; ai e drejtoi partin\u00eb deri n\u00eb vitin 2021.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Pra kur themi \u201ctri ish-pushtetet e Hashimit, Mustaf\u00ebs dhe Ramushit\u201d, po flasim p\u00ebr epoka politike, jo sikur t\u00eb tre sot po ulen n\u00eb nj\u00eb dhom\u00eb e po shtypin butonin \u201cRR\u00cbZO KURTIN\u201d. P\u00ebr nj\u00eb pretendim t\u00eb till\u00eb do t\u00eb duhej prov\u00eb.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Haaaaaaa!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Sepse ndryshe na del:<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Hashimi n\u00eb nj\u00eb epok\u00eb, Mustafa n\u00eb nj\u00eb tjet\u00ebr, Ramushi n\u00eb nj\u00eb tjet\u00ebr \u2014 e Facebook-u i fut t\u00eb tre n\u00eb t\u00eb nj\u00ebjtin Mercedes duke shkuar me rr\u00ebzu qeverin\u00eb! \"\ud83d\ude02\"<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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PO PSE OPOZITA E DO PUSHTETIN?<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Breeee, kjo pyetje \u00ebsht\u00eb edhe m\u00eb komike.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Sepse opozita ekziston pik\u00ebrisht p\u00ebr ta sfiduar pushtetin dhe p\u00ebr t\u00eb k\u00ebrkuar ta z\u00ebvend\u00ebsoj\u00eb n\u00eb zgjedhje ose p\u00ebrmes mekanizmave kushtetues.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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As PDK-s\u00eb, as LDK-s\u00eb, as AAK-s\u00eb nuk i duhet leja e Kurtit p\u00ebr t\u00eb dashur qeverin\u00eb.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Por as Kurtit nuk i duhet leja e tyre p\u00ebr t\u00eb qeverisur p\u00ebrderisa e ka shumic\u00ebn parlamentare.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Kaq \u00ebsht\u00eb demokracia.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Jo:<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u201cUn\u00eb jam patriot, prandaj duhet t\u00eb jem kryeminist\u00ebr.\u201d<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Jo:<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u201cTi m\u00eb kritikon, prandaj je me Serbin\u00eb.\u201d<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Jo:<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u201cAi proteston, prandaj \u00ebsht\u00eb agjent.\u201d<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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D\u00ebshmia, breeee!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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D\u00cbSHMIA!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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DHE K\u00cbTU \u00cbSHT\u00cb THUMBI Q\u00cb DJEG<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Tri partit\u00eb e vjetra shqiptare bashk\u00eb \u2014 PDK, LDK dhe AAK \u2014 kishin 47 deputet\u00eb pas zgjedhjeve t\u00eb qershorit.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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LVV vet\u00ebm kishte 53.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Pra satira mund t\u00eb thot\u00eb:<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u201cTre ish-oborre bashk\u00eb, e prap\u00eb nj\u00eb oborr i ri ua kaloi!\u201d<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Haaaaaaa!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Por politika serioze duhet t\u00eb pyes\u00eb:<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00c7far\u00eb ofrojn\u00eb PDK, LDK e AAK ndryshe?<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00c7far\u00eb ka b\u00ebr\u00eb mir\u00eb apo keq qeveria Kurti?<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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A jan\u00eb \u00e7mimet problem?<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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A jan\u00eb pagat?<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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A jan\u00eb marr\u00ebdh\u00ebniet me aleat\u00ebt?<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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A \u00ebsht\u00eb sundimi i ligjit?<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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A \u00ebsht\u00eb veriu?<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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A \u00ebsht\u00eb ekonomia?<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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K\u00ebtu duhet t\u00eb b\u00ebhet beteja.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Me program.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Me dokument.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Me vot\u00eb.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Jo me bomba imagjinare.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Jo me \u201cagjent\u00eb\u201d imagjinar\u00eb.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Jo me Serbin\u00eb si er\u00ebz q\u00eb hidhet n\u00eb \u00e7do gjell\u00eb politike.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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EPILOGU<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Aiiii breeee, pra kush po don me e rr\u00ebzu Kurtin?<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Opozita d\u00ebshiron ta z\u00ebvend\u00ebsoj\u00eb politikisht.<\/div>\n
Nj\u00eb organizator qytetar ka thirrur protest\u00eb p\u00ebr dor\u00ebheqjen e tij.<\/div>\n
Qeveria Kurti nd\u00ebrkoh\u00eb ka 62 vota mbi t\u00eb cilat u formua.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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K\u00ebto jan\u00eb faktet e sotme.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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E sa p\u00ebr ish-pushtetet:<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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nuk kan\u00eb mbetur pa elektorat, breeee \u2014 por kan\u00eb mbetur pa \u00e7el\u00ebsin e qeveris\u00eb.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Dhe k\u00ebtu \u00ebsht\u00eb krejt tragjikomedia:<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Dikur hynin pa trokitur.<\/div>\n
Sot trokasin.<\/div>\n
E populli rri te dera me vot\u00ebn n\u00eb dor\u00eb dhe thot\u00eb:<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u201cHaaaaaaa, pritni zgjedhjet \u2014 se \u00e7el\u00ebsin e mbaj un\u00eb!\u201d<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Sak Muji<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Tha\u00e7i, Mustafa, Haradinaj \u2014 tri epoka pushteti; sot partit\u00eb e tyre n\u00eb opozit\u00eb. Haaaaaaa! Nga Sak Muji Aiiii breeee! Kosova paska hyr\u00eb n\u00eb nj\u00eb zanat t\u00eb \u00e7uditsh\u00ebm politik: kur je n\u00eb pushtet, thua \u201cruajeni shtetin!\u201d Kur del n\u00eb opozit\u00eb, thua: \u201cPo kur po bie ky pushtet, breeee?!\u201d Haaaaaaa! E prandaj duhet t\u2019i ndajm\u00eb dy gj\u00ebra: […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9924,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9928","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-zvicer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/syri.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9928","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/syri.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/syri.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/syri.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/syri.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9928"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/syri.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9928\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9929,"href":"https:\/\/syri.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9928\/revisions\/9929"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/syri.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/syri.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9928"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/syri.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9928"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/syri.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9928"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}