{"id":7496,"date":"2025-07-08T20:13:54","date_gmt":"2025-07-08T20:13:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/syri.tv\/?p=7496"},"modified":"2025-07-08T20:13:54","modified_gmt":"2025-07-08T20:13:54","slug":"beratitis-akute-kur-gazetaria-zbret-ne-nivelin-e-peshtymes-se-gomarit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/syri.tv\/?p=7496","title":{"rendered":"BERATITIS AKUTE \u2013 KUR GAZETARIA ZBRET N\u00cb NIVELIN E P\u00cbSHTYM\u00cbS S\u00cb GOMARIT"},"content":{"rendered":"
\n
Autor : Lirim Gashi<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n
<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n
O Berat Buzhala<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/span> !<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n
Joschka (Josef) Fischer, sipas mendimit tim dhe sipas mendimit t\u00eb shum\u00eb analist\u00ebve me fam\u00eb bot\u00ebrore, konsiderohet si politikani dhe diplomati m\u00eb i talentuar q\u00eb Republika Federale e Gjermanis\u00eb ka pasur ndonj\u00ebher\u00eb, megjith\u00ebse n\u00eb rinin\u00eb e tij ka qen\u00eb thjesht nj\u00eb shofer taksie pa asnj\u00eb diplom\u00eb shkollore.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n
N\u00eb Kosov\u00eb dhe Shqip\u00ebri, \u00e7do shofer taksie \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb avokat potencial, i pajisur me t\u00eb gjitha diplomat.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n
Dhe madje edhe Mizi Pipidak Pilifunci \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb doktor i shkencave ajnshtajniane p\u00ebr mbrojtjen fizike t\u00eb territorit t\u00eb komun\u00ebs q\u00eb e drejton nga invazioni i Sami Lushtakut agresiv dhe t\u00eb rreziksh\u00ebm \u2013 por nga politika profesioniste kupton po aq sa Linda Morina nga muzika.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n
N\u00eb Kosov\u00eb t\u00eb mburresh se ke nj\u00eb diplom\u00eb universiteti \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00ebsoj si t\u00eb mburresh se ke nj\u00eb vul\u00eb t\u00eb budallall\u00ebkut.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n
Sepse m\u00eb shum\u00eb t\u00eb mbron perzervativi (kondomi) nga s\u00ebmundjet seksualisht t\u00eb transmetueshme se sa diploma universitare e Kosov\u00ebs nga budallall\u00ebku.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n
Ftoj t\u00eb gjith\u00eb t\u00eb diplomuarit n\u00eb shkencat shoq\u00ebrore, p\u00ebrve\u00e7 jurist\u00ebve, t\u00eb garojn\u00eb me mua: ata duke pir\u00eb qum\u00ebsht, un\u00eb me 2.5 promil\u00eb alkool n\u00eb gjak.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n
V\u00eb bast me secilin prej jush se at\u00eb gar\u00eb do ta fitoj m\u00eb shpejt se Mike Tyson duelet e tij t\u00eb boksit n\u00eb rini.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n
Mos harroni q\u00eb Dr. Hashim Tha\u00e7i ka shkruar nj\u00eb lib\u00ebr me telekomand\u00eb, duke e dirigjuar lapsin e Luci Leshit anglosakson nga zyra e tij n\u00eb Prishtin\u00eb.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n
Pra, n\u00ebse politikan\u00ebt e PDK-s\u00eb din\u00eb t\u00eb b\u00ebjn\u00eb ndonj\u00eb gj\u00eb n\u00eb m\u00ebnyr\u00eb profesioniste, at\u00ebher\u00eb t\u00eb blejn\u00eb gjith\u00e7ka me para t\u00eb vjedhura nga populli dhe shteti \u2013 p\u00ebrfshir\u00eb dijen dhe talentin.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n
Prandaj ti, Berat analfabeti i Nacional-Shurr\u00ebs, q\u00eb n\u00eb pes\u00eb fjali t\u00eb shkruara b\u00ebn 500 gabime drejtshkrimore, mos na lodh syt\u00eb dhe vesh\u00ebt me hipokrizin\u00eb t\u00ebnde t\u00eb neveritshme, sepse \u00e7do kromozom i yti \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb deponi plehrash.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n
Ajo q\u00eb dua t\u00eb them \u00ebsht\u00eb kjo:<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n
Nezir Kraku ka m\u00eb shum\u00eb dije, nd\u00ebrgjegje, nder dhe atdhedashuri n\u00eb testikujt e penisit t\u00eb tij, sesa ti, Lirim Mehmetaj dhe Baton Haxhiu n\u00eb kok\u00eb.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n
O Berat Buzhala, epistolari i mendimit t\u00eb deformuar komb\u00ebtar!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n
Po t\u00eb kishte qen\u00eb Sokrati gjall\u00eb dhe t\u00eb t\u00eb d\u00ebgjonte ty duke dh\u00ebn\u00eb mend p\u00ebr arsim, shkenc\u00eb, kultur\u00eb dhe politik\u00eb, do ta mbushte filxhanin e kafes me helm dhe do ta pinte si espresso, vet\u00ebm q\u00eb t\u00eb mos vazhdonte t\u00eb jetonte n\u00eb nj\u00eb bot\u00eb ku ti konsiderohesh si gazetar dhe analist.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n
Ti, o Berat, kur flet p\u00ebr edukimin, \u00ebsht\u00eb si ta d\u00ebgjosh nj\u00eb pul\u00eb duke ligj\u00ebruar p\u00ebr fizik\u00ebn kuantike \u2013 shum\u00eb zhurm\u00eb, asnj\u00eb grimc\u00eb kuptimi.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n
Fjal\u00ebt t\u00eb rr\u00ebshqasin nga goja si p\u00ebshtyma e nj\u00eb gomari t\u00eb etur mbi tastier\u00eb, e kur i lexon dikush, ndjehet sikur ka b\u00ebr\u00eb dush n\u00eb uj\u00eb t\u00eb ndotur t\u00eb Liqenit t\u00eb Ujmanit.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n
Berat, n\u00eb nj\u00eb univers ku Joschka Fischer kaloi nga shoferi i taksit n\u00eb minist\u00ebr t\u00eb jasht\u00ebm, ti ke b\u00ebr\u00eb rrug\u00ebtimin e kund\u00ebrt: nga zhurmaxhiu i rrjeteve sociale je shnd\u00ebrruar n\u00eb shofer t\u00eb karroc\u00ebs s\u00eb mbeturinave ideologjike t\u00eb PDK-s\u00eb.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n
Dhe karroca jote nuk ec\u00ebn m\u00eb as me benzin\u00eb, as me naft\u00eb \u2013 ajo ec\u00ebn me urrejtje, serviliz\u00ebm dhe ndonj\u00eb tender t\u00eb vog\u00ebl p\u00ebr spote televizive.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n
Ti, je aq i zbraz\u00ebt n\u00eb tru dhe zem\u00ebr, saq\u00eb n\u00ebse do t\u00eb skanoheshe me rezonanc\u00eb magnetike, ekrani do ta nxirrte vet\u00ebm nj\u00eb njoftim: «No data found. Please insert logic.»<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n
Linda Morina kur k\u00ebndon, t\u00eb pakt\u00ebn i shqet\u00ebson qent\u00eb. Ti kur shkruan, i shqet\u00ebson edhe delet, q\u00eb e nuhasin m\u00eb mir\u00eb budallall\u00ebkun t\u00ebnd n\u00eb aj\u00ebr.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n
P\u00ebr ty, fjala \u201carsyetim\u201d \u00ebsht\u00eb sinonim i \u201ck\u00ebrcitjes s\u00eb rast\u00ebsishme t\u00eb gjuajtur me gishta n\u00eb err\u00ebsir\u00eb\u201d.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n
N\u00eb vend q\u00eb t\u00eb jepje mendime boshe, do ishte m\u00eb e dobishme t\u00eb jepje heshtje boshe \u2013 t\u00eb pakt\u00ebn p\u00ebr ruajtjen e sh\u00ebndetit publik t\u00eb lexuesve t\u00eb mjer\u00eb q\u00eb bien mbi ndonj\u00eb shkrim t\u00ebndin si mbi nj\u00eb min\u00eb anti-intelektuale.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n
Lirim Mehmetaj? Baton Haxhiu?<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n
O v\u00ebllaz\u00ebri e mbeturin\u00ebs ideologjike!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n
K\u00ebta jan\u00eb si tre kapu\u00e7\u00eb t\u00eb nj\u00eb lodre t\u00eb prishur q\u00eb p\u00ebrpiqen ta fryjn\u00eb nj\u00eb balon\u00eb t\u00eb quajtur «patriotiz\u00ebm», por gjithmon\u00eb u del jasht\u00eb gazi\u2026 jo ai i fest\u00ebs, por ai i byth\u00ebs.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n
Ata e kan\u00eb degraduar gazetarin\u00eb n\u00eb nj\u00eb zanat q\u00eb ndoshta Aristoteli do ta p\u00ebrkufizonte: «Gazetaria nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb m\u00eb p\u00ebr k\u00ebrkimin e t\u00eb v\u00ebrtet\u00ebs, por p\u00ebr prodhimin e absurdit.»<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n
Sa p\u00ebr Nezir Krakun\u2026 po, po, ai q\u00eb ju e p\u00ebrqeshni, ka m\u00eb shum\u00eb \u201carsye t\u00eb past\u00ebr\u201d n\u00eb organin riprodhues sesa gjith\u00eb truri juaj i p\u00ebrbashk\u00ebt n\u00eb modalitetin \u201ckonsulent i Vulin-it\u201d.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n
Dhe p\u00ebr fund, meq\u00eb e ke qejf filozofin\u00eb:<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n
Si\u00e7 thoshte Kant: \u201cGuxo t\u00eb dish!\u201d \u2013 nd\u00ebrsa ti, Berat, ke zgjedhur t\u00eb guxosh t\u00eb harrosh se \u00e7far\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb dija.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n
Si\u00e7 thoshte Nietzsche: \u201cBudallai i madh \u00ebsht\u00eb ai q\u00eb mendon se \u00ebsht\u00eb i men\u00e7ur, ve\u00e7 pse s\u2019\u00ebsht\u00eb i heshtur.\u201d Ja, pik\u00ebrisht ky je ti.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n
Dhe si\u00e7 do t\u00eb thoshte nj\u00eb taksist nga Kosova: \u201cO Berat, shko pi qum\u00ebsht, se as p\u00ebr kafe nuk je.\u201d<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n
Prandaj, t\u00eb dashur qytetar\u00eb, kur ta shihni Buzhal\u00ebn q\u00eb flet p\u00ebr diploma universitare, p\u00ebr politik\u00eb, apo p\u00ebr vlera komb\u00ebtare, b\u00ebni t\u00eb kund\u00ebrt\u00ebn: vendosni kufje n\u00eb vesh\u00eb, pini nj\u00eb got\u00eb ver\u00eb, dhe lexoni nj\u00eb lib\u00ebr. Sepse vet\u00ebm ashtu mund t\u00eb mbroheni nga infeksioni Beratitis Akute \u2013 nj\u00eb s\u00ebmundje q\u00eb sulmon logjik\u00ebn dhe nd\u00ebrgjegjen.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n
Amen dhe Rroft\u00eb Neziri!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Autor : Lirim Gashi O Berat Buzhala ! Joschka (Josef) Fischer, sipas mendimit tim dhe sipas mendimit t\u00eb shum\u00eb analist\u00ebve me fam\u00eb bot\u00ebrore, konsiderohet si politikani dhe diplomati m\u00eb i talentuar q\u00eb Republika Federale e Gjermanis\u00eb ka pasur ndonj\u00ebher\u00eb, megjith\u00ebse n\u00eb rinin\u00eb e tij ka qen\u00eb thjesht nj\u00eb shofer taksie pa asnj\u00eb diplom\u00eb shkollore. N\u00eb […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7497,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-7496","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-vendi"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/syri.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7496","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/syri.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/syri.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/syri.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/syri.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7496"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/syri.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7496\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7498,"href":"https:\/\/syri.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7496\/revisions\/7498"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/syri.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7497"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/syri.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7496"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/syri.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7496"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/syri.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7496"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}